The lagacy of "What If?"

[Nebuchadnezzar]

My book title would be "Stupid and Snake Bit" by The Hopeless Fans of the Cincinnati Bengals and start from the very beginning with the firing of Paul Brown in Cleveland.

Then

Greg Cook getting his shoulder injured by Kansas City.
Stanley Wilson staying sober for one freaking night.
Kenny Anderson not getting his head ripped off by Pittsburgh.
Tim Krumrei not breaking his ankle.
Ki'jana Carter not shredding his knee in Detroit preseason.
Mike Brown...nothing else to be said.
Jeff Blake...yes, Jeff Blake because if he would have had an O Line, the Bengals would have won games.
Carson Palmer getting cheap shotted by Pittsburgh.
Chris Henry being stupid.
T.O. and Chad Johnson my Lord what a terrible show that was.
Andy Dalton breaking his thumb against Pittsburgh.
Marvin Lewis who treats every game like its the third game of the season against non-conference teams.