Parents accidentally give kids dog treats.

[*Wyche'sWarrior*]

Reminds me of the time my neighbor had some S'nausages dog treats on his bar in the garage.  If you've never seen these things, they look like those little short pieces of jerky stick you see in plastic canisters from time to time.  Well, the dog treats come in the same container.  Needless to say, late night west coast NCAA football and lots of bourbon can cause a man to reach for the nearest snack, and reach for it often.  My other neighbor was blitzed, and he must have eaten three or four handfuls of them.  Of course we didn't bother to mention to him that they were S'nausages....we just kept inquiring...."those are s'nawesome aren't they?" 

He never picked up on it....