07-06-2017, 02:33 PM
(07-06-2017, 02:24 PM)Wyche Wrote: 6.) Whaaaaaattt? You can't get the good stuff in Iowa? Man, we get the artillery shells and all around here. I even have a connection for next year for the 4" shells they let off at the "big shows". That certainly makes it a bit more tolerable.
I agree, it should be situated around a holiday, and the dog doesn't know whether to shit or go blind (well, not now, she's almost deaf at 15), and screw that humid heat.....but otherwise, I try to do it up right. Back when you couldn't get the good stuff here, we used to make trips to Tennessee to get it.
You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
