08-06-2017, 03:27 PM
Just finished mowing the yard and ran (actually drove - can't lie) to the carry out to pick up something to replace my fluids on a hot (actually kinda chilly) day of strenuous mowing (riding mower). I ask for a case of Gatorade (no really, I asked for Bud Light) and the nice gentleman (well, he was kind of an asshole) handed me this right here:
So as I was quite impressed, I said in enthusiasm "Bengals cans?" That nice gentleman looked down at me with a smile (actually, he looked at me with an "I'm a Browns fan and I hate you " kinda look - told you he was an asshole) and handed me my case. So as I leave and am heading home in the upmost citizen manner, (Bullshit, I was like a kid with a new toy and raced home in hot pursuit of bliss) to put my Who Dey Beer in the fridge. I pulled one out to sip on (I chugged, beer was gone in less than 30 seconds) and thought, "Hey, I should let TBB know these are out there?" (Really, I was seriously thinking about you hores) in case they want to get as souvenirs?
So there you have it. Enjoy responsibly (drank 4 while typing this bullshit).
So as I was quite impressed, I said in enthusiasm "Bengals cans?" That nice gentleman looked down at me with a smile (actually, he looked at me with an "I'm a Browns fan and I hate you " kinda look - told you he was an asshole) and handed me my case. So as I leave and am heading home in the upmost citizen manner, (Bullshit, I was like a kid with a new toy and raced home in hot pursuit of bliss) to put my Who Dey Beer in the fridge. I pulled one out to sip on (I chugged, beer was gone in less than 30 seconds) and thought, "Hey, I should let TBB know these are out there?" (Really, I was seriously thinking about you hores) in case they want to get as souvenirs?
So there you have it. Enjoy responsibly (drank 4 while typing this bullshit).