08-24-2017, 08:55 PM
Going by my username you might think I haven't even been born yet.
I know I'm not the oldest user on this forum, but for now I'M NUMBER ONE! YEY!
Before you decide to make fun of us old ***** just remember that you have two choices about aging.
Get old or DIE! No other options exist at this point.
When someone tells you they're not getting older THEY'RE LYING .. If you're not aging there's a really good chance you're dead.
Oh yeah, I'm 58 years young. I'm not getting older. I'm getting better.. Did I mention something about liars?
I know I'm not the oldest user on this forum, but for now I'M NUMBER ONE! YEY!
Before you decide to make fun of us old ***** just remember that you have two choices about aging.
Get old or DIE! No other options exist at this point.
When someone tells you they're not getting older THEY'RE LYING .. If you're not aging there's a really good chance you're dead.
Oh yeah, I'm 58 years young. I'm not getting older. I'm getting better.. Did I mention something about liars?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.