08-24-2017, 09:20 PM
(08-24-2017, 06:58 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Just turned 50. Next year, I'm old. I SAID NEXT YEAR DAMNIT!
Just think! You now qualify for your AARP membership! What could be better than getting all that wonderful junk mail trying to sell you insurance? That's almost as exciting as unwrapping a brand new package of 1000 sheets per roll of Family Dollar toilet paper, but not quite.
And by the way, to quote Mr Wipple, "DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!"
You know you're old when half the people on the forum have no clue who Mr Whipple was.. And now the $59,000,000,000 question, What was the name of Mr Whipple's sidekick stockboy? Answer: Jimmy.
That's a little bit of knowledge that will take you far in life.
I noticed that at the bottom of the poll above we have the option to vote. So far the 51's to 60'a are winning which means we'll get to rule over all you young whippersnappers with our collective iron fists.. Be scared. Be VERY scared!
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.