What's your age group?

[Bengalzona]

(08-24-2017, 09:20 PM)grampahol Wrote: Just think! You now qualify for your AARP membership! What could be better than getting all that wonderful junk mail trying to sell you insurance? That's almost as exciting as unwrapping a brand new package of 1000 sheets per roll of Family Dollar toilet paper, but not quite.  
And by the way, to quote Mr Wipple, "DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!"

You know you're old when half the people on the forum have no clue who Mr Whipple was.. And now the $59,000,000,000 question,  What was the name of Mr Whipple's sidekick stockboy? Answer: Jimmy. 
That's a little bit of knowledge that will take you far in life. 

I noticed that at the bottom of the poll above we have the option to vote. So far the 51's to 60'a are winning which means we'll get to rule over all you young whippersnappers with our collective iron fists.. Be scared. Be VERY scared!

I never realized until I got old how much combat was involved in getting in line at the Country Buffet before 3 so that you can be in bed by 7.

I also never realized how much skill it takes to drive 20 miles under the speed limit.... in the left hand lane.