08-29-2017, 07:13 PM
Not my story, but funny nonetheless.
I was 19 when I heard it, and will never forget it! The guy was 25 when he told me the story, but it happened when he was 16.
This guy lived out in the country and ran with some older folks. They told him they would sneak him into the bar, and he was elated to hear it. One fellow told him "We're going to go in and quickly pass the door guy, blocking you from his view. We'll head straight to a table on the back wall. No matter what happens, stick on my ass the whole way, and never stop smiling."
All goes according to plan, except that the entire way to the table, women slap the shit out of him as he's walking behind his older buddy. As it turns out, the guy was grabbing the ass of every woman they passed, who would spin around angry as hell to see this kid standing there smiling away.
Cracks me up every time I think about it!
I was 19 when I heard it, and will never forget it! The guy was 25 when he told me the story, but it happened when he was 16.
This guy lived out in the country and ran with some older folks. They told him they would sneak him into the bar, and he was elated to hear it. One fellow told him "We're going to go in and quickly pass the door guy, blocking you from his view. We'll head straight to a table on the back wall. No matter what happens, stick on my ass the whole way, and never stop smiling."
All goes according to plan, except that the entire way to the table, women slap the shit out of him as he's walking behind his older buddy. As it turns out, the guy was grabbing the ass of every woman they passed, who would spin around angry as hell to see this kid standing there smiling away.
Cracks me up every time I think about it!
![[Image: 4CV0TeR.png]](https://i.imgur.com/4CV0TeR.png)
