09-01-2017, 06:16 PM
(09-01-2017, 06:09 PM)bengalfan74 Wrote: I'm not going to start calling Ross - Eifert 2.0 just yet. But one eyebrow is up pretty high. Fingers crossed that it gets better from here.
Come on. People still makes excuses for Tyler "Made of Glass" Eifert "Tower" (I just threw up in my mouth a little. I despise myself for a Chris Bermanesque nickname). Eifert makes Gronk look like a model of health. Even Burfict who has to be helped off the field at least once a game looks at Eifert and thinks he's hurt too much. Eifert wears more additional body armor than sluggers in baseball to protect all of his brittle parts. Okay, I've gone on enough. I actually like Eifert, but damn that dude hurts his hand turning off his alarm clock.
If Ross continues to miss games every year for 3-4 years, yeah, lets make the Eifert comparisons. Don't get me wrong, it's not starting off well for the guy, but I've never seen someone as Fra-gee-lay as Tyler Leg Lamp Eifert.