09-06-2017, 08:14 AM
My honest opinion? AJ Green back corner of the end zone from the 12 yard line.
My "It's my man crush and I will do what I want" pick? FEJ!!! He strip-sacks Flaccid and tears the remaining 20 yards to the end zone, because it is the first offensive play of the game, and then spots me in the stands and throws a 50 yard bullet which I catch (rather beautifully) and hand to my old man. The Bengals see my reception and call me up for a tryout. Though they are amazed at the athletic prowess of this 48 year old man and after I dust John Ross in a race, they offer me a spot.
I politely decline, but accept the next best thing, no longer a "freebie", but an official scout for the Cincinnati Bengals. And my dad gets to watch the rest of the games with me from a luxury box with unlimited food and drinks.
My "It's my man crush and I will do what I want" pick? FEJ!!! He strip-sacks Flaccid and tears the remaining 20 yards to the end zone, because it is the first offensive play of the game, and then spots me in the stands and throws a 50 yard bullet which I catch (rather beautifully) and hand to my old man. The Bengals see my reception and call me up for a tryout. Though they are amazed at the athletic prowess of this 48 year old man and after I dust John Ross in a race, they offer me a spot.
I politely decline, but accept the next best thing, no longer a "freebie", but an official scout for the Cincinnati Bengals. And my dad gets to watch the rest of the games with me from a luxury box with unlimited food and drinks.
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