I have a secret.

[*PhilHos*]

(09-20-2017, 04:13 PM)bengal_fan_in_toronto Wrote: There is a bartender that works at one my of locals.  

She's probably 21 and kinda cute.  You'd throw her a bang i guess cause she's somewhat do-able.  

Was there last week for a beer and she had one long black nose hair hanging down.  I was like...girl you are only semi do-able on a good day cause you have large cans and are in college, but that rope ruins everything.

I don't know, man; large cans might be enough to seal the deal with me. It's the small boob chicks that need to be more flawless.

This is, of course, assuming I'm no longer married AND more attractive than I am now.