I have a secret.

[*PhilHos*]

(09-20-2017, 04:59 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: It's all downhill from here, Phil.  I started out with a single, solitary hair growing on each ear, about 7 years ago.  Now, I have to shave my ears every couple weeks, just to avoid being pointed to and laughed at by small children.  

Screw that. If small children point and laugh, I'm gonna pretend I'm a troll and threaten to eat them. And for that one smartass kid who'll try to call me out and claim I'm not really a troll, well, joke's on him .. I WILL eat him.