Your Best SARCASTIC Bengals Rant

[HarleyDog]

Marvin sucks harder than a Chinese chick in a buckakee porn. Mike is an asshole who dangles hope in the minds of many senseless fans who pray at night, then cuss God for not answering on Sunday. Paul is a parking lot attendant who keeps meth heads of your car during the week at work. Soooooooo, when you put it in a nutshell, our team is lead by a chinese chick butthole fighting meth heads.

Ok I tried. Damn beer!