09-26-2017, 06:27 PM
I went on a White House tour the other day and I needed to use the restroom so I asked the usher, "Where is the bathroom?" and the usher told me it is "down the hall make a left and it's the second door on the right". I find the bathroom and walk in to see President Donald Trump looking down into the urinal kind of moaning.
I walk past him to one of the stalls and as I'm relieving myself I hear the president say "Damn it" kind of under his breath.
As I flush the toilet, I hear the president kind of groan in agony and my curiosity just gets the better of me so I walk to the sink and slowly wash my hands and watch the president in the mirror.
The president then steps back, puts his hand on his forehead and grimaces and says "To hell with it" and pulls out his wallet, takes out a $100.00 bill and throws it into the urinal.
Astounded I say "Mr. President, what are you doing?"
And the president answers, "You don't think I'm reaching in there just for a twenty do you?"
I walk past him to one of the stalls and as I'm relieving myself I hear the president say "Damn it" kind of under his breath.
As I flush the toilet, I hear the president kind of groan in agony and my curiosity just gets the better of me so I walk to the sink and slowly wash my hands and watch the president in the mirror.
The president then steps back, puts his hand on his forehead and grimaces and says "To hell with it" and pulls out his wallet, takes out a $100.00 bill and throws it into the urinal.
Astounded I say "Mr. President, what are you doing?"
And the president answers, "You don't think I'm reaching in there just for a twenty do you?"
