10-13-2017, 02:01 PM
We could have a baby today. The wife's feeling pretty uncomfortable and looking like she's ready to pop at any minute. She's out running a few last minute errands today so I told her to bring a jar of pickles everywhere she went just in case her water breaks.
Deceitful, two-faced she-woman. Never trust a female, Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.