10-16-2017, 10:37 AM
(10-16-2017, 09:22 AM)SHRacerX Wrote: This just in from the NFL:
"Vontaze Burfict has officially been suspended from the NFL for the entire remaining portion of the 2017 season. His availability for the 2018 season is yet to be determined. It is the opinion of this committee that Vontaze Burfict's dirty play was an influence to Mike Mitchell of the pittsburgh steelers. Mike Mitchell made several (additional) dirty hits in yesterday's victory at KC and it is believed that Mr. Burfict is behind the influence that made such a great steeler as Mitchell to resort to such dirty tactics."
If you didn't get it, that was a joke.
My dream would be that Mike Mitchell would have AJ Green lined up for a dirtbagging along the sideline and he would go flying in with his head down to take him out. Green then jumps the diving Mitchell, who hits Piggy in the crotch at full speed, who then flies backwards in to Coach Tomlin (who was standing way too close to the field of play, in case the other team was making a long TD run) and folds both of his knees back the wrong way, which causes him to flail both his arms backward so hard, he breaks the jaw of a visiting Hines Ward and amputates the left leg of Kimo Von Olhauffen, who was standing with Ward.
Oh, and the shot to the crotch makes Piggy shit his pants, which is shared on National TV for years to come. Then he retires to be forever known as Big Brown Ben
I wonder if the actual Bengals players/coaches are as scared, jealous, paranoid and intimidated by the Steelers as our fans our.
8 wins and 22 Loses vs the Steelers under Marv. I guess so.
