10-17-2017, 11:43 AM
So suppose that Ross for some reason does play and the absolute bizarre happens and he catches the game winning pass in front of Mitchell or Shazier the cameras will pan in for the close up of their (extremely real) tears and the announcers will babble on for 20 minutes about the shear tragedy and heartbreak the Squats must be feeling...blah blah and triple blah.. The next game will be yet another MIRACULOUS COMEBACK by the golden boys..Hell, they might even make a movie of the week about it along with some made up stories of how the Squats during the time between the first game and the next they ran into burning buildings to rescue little orphans and bought them all a puppy...wrapped in 'terrible towels'. Awww.. How touching..
Me cynical? Oh hell no..
Me cynical? Oh hell no..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.