Steelers-Bengals prediction thread

[Luvnit2]

I predict Burfict hits Bell so hard (legally again) it causes Bell to shart his pants

I predict Mike Mitchell leads with the crown of his helmet again (illegal) but the refs play Stevie Wonder and turn a blind eye.

I predict ML uses a TO before the game starts, reason unknown other than he sucks at clock management.

I predict Big Ben develops a hang nail and the announcers tell us once again how tough he is to play through such pain.

Speaking of pain, I predict a ton of legal punishment dished out by both teams.

More pain, I predict the Steeler's win 24 to 13 simply because they are the better team which pains me to say it.