08-17-2015, 01:08 PM
Breaking news......Gatorade re-names orange version of their popular drink "Dalton's Rifle".
![[Image: gatorade-gatorade-sports-drink-orange-fl...500-ml.png]](http://p2.zopnow.com/images/products/320/gatorade-gatorade-sports-drink-orange-flavour-500-ml.png)
Company spokesman said the name was appropriate "Orange is both the color of the Bengals and Dalton's pubic hair. Plus, of course, the bottle looks like a dick with a cap on top of it."
Bradfritz immediately released his endorsement via this post on instagram
![[Image: gatorade.jpg]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5gZNm6K7AB8/U7RBW-_U2aI/AAAAAAAAPig/fTS0OkO4xII/s1600/gatorade.jpg)
NOT YET, BUT A BOY CAN DREAM!!!! :heart: :heart:
![[Image: gatorade-gatorade-sports-drink-orange-fl...500-ml.png]](http://p2.zopnow.com/images/products/320/gatorade-gatorade-sports-drink-orange-flavour-500-ml.png)
Company spokesman said the name was appropriate "Orange is both the color of the Bengals and Dalton's pubic hair. Plus, of course, the bottle looks like a dick with a cap on top of it."
Bradfritz immediately released his endorsement via this post on instagram
![[Image: gatorade.jpg]](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5gZNm6K7AB8/U7RBW-_U2aI/AAAAAAAAPig/fTS0OkO4xII/s1600/gatorade.jpg)
NOT YET, BUT A BOY CAN DREAM!!!! :heart: :heart: