08-17-2015, 01:08 PM
Breaking news......Gatorade re-names orange version of their popular drink "Dalton's Rifle".
Company spokesman said the name was appropriate "Orange is both the color of the Bengals and Dalton's pubic hair. Plus, of course, the bottle looks like a dick with a cap on top of it."
Bradfritz immediately released his endorsement via this post on instagram
NOT YET, BUT A BOY CAN DREAM!!!! :heart: :heart:
Company spokesman said the name was appropriate "Orange is both the color of the Bengals and Dalton's pubic hair. Plus, of course, the bottle looks like a dick with a cap on top of it."
Bradfritz immediately released his endorsement via this post on instagram
NOT YET, BUT A BOY CAN DREAM!!!! :heart: :heart: