10-31-2017, 11:46 PM
The game plan:
First 2 offensive plays run Hill up the middle and end up 3rd down and 7 for the first down. Forget about Mixon because the media, fans and players dared to challenge Marvin on why Mixon didn't get more snaps. Marvin will show you he knows best!
3rd and 7: Andy drops back, has to run for his life because the o-line is no better than cardboard cutouts. He has to throw the ball away.
Punt
Bengals defense comes through and stop the Jags. They punt and Bengals get the ball on the 25 yard line. Marvin, "We should not try to establish the run game to open play option because we are down 0-0". First down passing play and Andy has to run for his life due to the o-line breaking down and throws it away.
2nd and 10, "Hey lets pass again even though Dalton has no time to progress through his reads." Dalton gets sacked.
3rd and 16, " Now it is time to run the ball. That will trick them. I'll put Mixon in." Mixon for a 3 yard gain because the o-line coudn't run block. Punt.
Wash and repeat. Half time: Jags 3 Bengals 0. In the locker room "Hey the Jags have a good defense. That's nice. Let's spend our time watching cartoons."
Second half, Bengals make no changes to the game plan. Final score Jags 12 Bengals 3.
Post game interview Marvin, "I think we did a lot of good things. Just not enough good things." giggle.
First 2 offensive plays run Hill up the middle and end up 3rd down and 7 for the first down. Forget about Mixon because the media, fans and players dared to challenge Marvin on why Mixon didn't get more snaps. Marvin will show you he knows best!
3rd and 7: Andy drops back, has to run for his life because the o-line is no better than cardboard cutouts. He has to throw the ball away.
Punt
Bengals defense comes through and stop the Jags. They punt and Bengals get the ball on the 25 yard line. Marvin, "We should not try to establish the run game to open play option because we are down 0-0". First down passing play and Andy has to run for his life due to the o-line breaking down and throws it away.
2nd and 10, "Hey lets pass again even though Dalton has no time to progress through his reads." Dalton gets sacked.
3rd and 16, " Now it is time to run the ball. That will trick them. I'll put Mixon in." Mixon for a 3 yard gain because the o-line coudn't run block. Punt.
Wash and repeat. Half time: Jags 3 Bengals 0. In the locker room "Hey the Jags have a good defense. That's nice. Let's spend our time watching cartoons."
Second half, Bengals make no changes to the game plan. Final score Jags 12 Bengals 3.
Post game interview Marvin, "I think we did a lot of good things. Just not enough good things." giggle.
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