11-03-2017, 04:27 PM
(11-03-2017, 10:14 AM)Hoofhearted Wrote: Pretty much the same except I would add Mike Brown as number one, PA to number two, and ML to number three. Also put AD as low as possible on this list and Lazor a little higher (offensive stats are awful)
1. Mike Brown.
2 PA.
3. ML.
4. Lazor
Hmm... I hate them all so much...
But if I had to choose an order (from worst to hardly any better), I'd say:
1. Marvin Lewis: the man is at the very least 75% responsible for all that is wrong on this team. And I'd say he's 90% responsible for the bullshit on gameday. Lazor already revealed that Marv is in charge of the depth chart so this musical chairs shit with the RBs is solely on him. Not to mention the playing-not-to-lose, conservative, chicken shit football he's so in love with. The mismanagement of timeouts. The flat out REFUSAL to recognize that the Oline sucks. He won't even attempt to make it better, he won't get in PA's face, tell him to shove it and make his own changes to the OL (Marv is the head coach, he has the power to do that)... He just sucks. Even when'd he's had phenomenal, complete rosters the team still found ways to blow it when it counts. He has no clue how to win when the pressure is on. Typical of Marvin Lewis. The man is a loser. He's an emotional f***ing cripple. His soul is dog shit. Every single f***ing thing about him is ugly.
2. Paul Alexnder... Need I say more? Easily one of the worst OL coaches in the history of the game. He teaches his OL to be passive and weak, not tough and aggressive. They are taught not to engage, but give bull rushing DLineman space so they can make their move, generate momentum and knock our sorry ass OL around like rag dolls. He's had some strong, intelligent lineman over the years that occasionally made him look good but that's clearly not the case now. Not to mention his love for subpar lineman like Dennis Roland, Nate livings, Eric Ghiacuc, etc. Any self-respecting OL coach would acknowledge those guys were not getting it done, admit it, and look for their replacements ASAP... But nooooo, that would be admitting he was wrong
Instead he had to hype them up like it was only a matter of time before they all improved to be as good as Anthony Munoz. It's only a matter of time before PA starts telling us what a world beater Bodine will soon become 
3. Mike Brown: I despise the man as much as any Bengal fan but the thing he is most guilty of lately is keeping Marvin and PA on staff. Both of those putzes should have been gone years ago... As should have his miscreant buddy Pacman Jones. His blind loyalty to incompetent nitwits is arguably his biggest flaw in a long list of flaws.
4. Bill Lazor. He went into the season as an assistant and suddenly saw himself promoted to OC. I'll admit I wasn't a fan of what he did with Miami but he's done a decent job so far, considering he is handcuffed by Marvin to some unknown extent.
