Baldness/Balding

[Benton]

(11-22-2017, 06:18 PM)SunsetBengal Wrote: Lol, young enough to be my daughter, for sure.  Nicole and her husband are both in the Army, stationed at Ft. Bragg.  I was the Judge at that show, and felt old enough to be every contestants father.

Funny though, the lady that took these pictures took about a dozen with me in them.  As I'm looking at them, I comment to my wife;  "Why does every picture seem to accentuate my balding head?", she replied "Because your head is now a billboard of masculinity, in other words, you're getting old.".

Man, what is it with wives.

My daughter does lessons with a local college's soccer coach. That sounds super pretentious but it's pretty common (at least here in a college town where a good number of the coaches are doing all manner of side job to pay the bills). Anyway, the coach (who is in her early 20s) texted us a map to field. I spent five minutes complaining about the map being too small to read and finally my wife said "The map isn't too small, you're just getting old."

Damn if I didn't hold it at arm's length and was able to see it.



I've got to get out of the office and get back in shape, though. My 9-year-old almost beat me in a race out to a storage building today.