Ranting and raving

[BengalHawk62]

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Mike Tomlin, the steAlers head coach, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Art Rooney Lane, with all the other steAler fans and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?