Dear Santa (Bengal edition)

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(12-06-2017, 10:05 PM)BenZoo2 Wrote: Dear Santa,

I've been a good boy this year.  I go to work, take care of my family, pay my bills and taxes.  I don't abuse drugs or alcohol, try to raise good kids and be a good neighbor.  I watch my local nfl team (even attended a game), manage all my fantasy teams and watch the red zone channel every Sunday.

All I want for Christmas is for the brown family to sell the team to a competent owner who will keep the team in town.  And maybe season tickets.  With a parking pass.  

Thanks Santa, you're the best!


Alright you jolly fat %#^}.  Since you didn't grant my main wish, can you throw the following stocking stuffers my way?

1.  Mike brown retire, Katie surprises us by running things differently

2.  Marvin is not brought back.  Replaced by a coach that can beat shitsburg and win playoff games

3.  A team that looks to improve itself via all means possible, including free agency.  They don't have to be the biggest spenders, but stop with the bargain bin shopping.  Exhibit A, sign Andrew Norwell.

That's all.  Surely a man of your stature can make that happen?

P.S.  And a Ben-gal cheerleader, in full costume, under the tree?

My wish as well