12-15-2017, 06:01 PM
(12-15-2017, 01:25 PM)Bengalholic Wrote: Not sure I'd be a good choice because my first act would be to pay an ungodly amount of money to hire Kate Upton as head cheerleader, along with a smokin' hot squad that would all be clad in micro bikinis. I'd also offer one free doubleshot of Johnny Walker per quarter to every adult Bengals fan at every home game. So, right off the bat, we'd have financial and league image problems.
Kate Upton, eh? She would have no problem stirring the crowd at PBS. Even old dudes have to shout!
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