So What Bengals Items did Santa bring you?

[grampahol]

I own exactly zero items produced for or by the Cincinnati Bengals and never will. The absolute closest I'll ever get to it will be the right to watch a Bengals game on TV and/or listen on the radio or computer through the web site PERIOD. 
Mike Brown has done absolutely nothing to enhance my life in any way, shape or form and until that happens I'll continue to return the favor. I DAMNED SURE won't pay for the privilege of giving them free advertising.