Someone convince me to stay

[*Awful Llama*]

(01-02-2018, 09:50 PM)masonbengals fan Wrote: I’ve got nothing.......No good reason to stay.

Many good reasons:

- Team is conveniently located
- Many good seats available, and cheap!
- Parking and post-game traffic are a breeze
- You can face Mike's suite and give him the finger in person
- No whining from the wife about long lines in the women's' restroom 
- Escalators work the majority of the time

The list goes on.....