What would you change about Marvin?

[BoomerFan]

I'd turn him into a temporary paranoid schizophrenic (it would fade in the off season and if he ever stopped being a coach) who believed that "they" are out to get him. He could never be satisfied with a half-time lead. He would never be satisfied with players who mess up saying they'll do better. "They" are coming and he'd always be after everyone all the time to improve, be accountable for their mistakes, and not be content with where we are at. "They" will get you if you just play your high draft pick players instead of trying out someone else on the roster as a starter who might be performing better. And time is of the essence so you can't afford to misuse even a single timeout, or "they" will be on you. And you certainly can't take a knee at the end of a half when there is time to try to score -- "they" are closing in.

OK, I probably wouldn't do that because actually it sounds a little cruel but you get the idea.