Oh, that wife of mine.

[Tiger Teeth]

(02-03-2018, 02:08 PM)samhain Wrote: Holy Christ, dude.  That's my wife described to a tee. 

We'll go through the store, with an insanely energetic 5-year old, mind you and she just stares at the goddamned shelves.  It's as if we have nothing whatsoever better to do with our weekend but stand in the store an stare at the same stuff we bought the week before.  

It gets worse when I start giving her a death stare and she notices and asks why I'm such an asshole to her at the grocery.  Zero realization of how annoying it is.  

I've honestly thought about asking my doctor for a valium prescription specifically for my grocery trips.  I honestly would rather go to work than the grocery.

I've got some extra Xanax you can have.  I take 2 every time we go.  Seriously.