Things Merv SHOULD learn from the Super Bowl

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A little off-topic, but last night I had a dream that I was watching ESPN (which is nigh impossible through legal means, as Canada doesn't have ESPN) and someone (maybe Dan LeBatard?) who isn't usually on Countdown or anything like that, starts profiling Marv:

"This coach of 15+ seasons, who prefers to be called, "Merv," has..."

You guys are in my head and I want you out!