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[BengalHawk62]

(02-25-2018, 07:10 PM)sonofstat Wrote:


Keep the faith Bengalhawk....good things come to those who wait & wait & wait & wait....

As a Brit who knows very little about college ball I'm tempted to do my own analysis seeing as JPoore is neglecting you - here goes...

Allen Lazard - an optimistic Gemini who loves toy poodles and Asian fusion cuisine Lazard looks to be a mid round steal for any NFL team who values good catholic values and protestant work ethic.

For any team looking for WR above 6'4'' but below 6'6'' then Allen is your man...plus he can go on all the rides at Disneyland.

Allen played for Iowa State. Their nickname is the Cyclones  - which is ironic seeing as Lazard's parents were tragically blown away in a violent storm event when Lazard was 8 years old.

As a WR Allen has very strong hands - seriously if no-one can open the pickle jar in the team canteen then 'hands of stone' Lazard is your go to man.  

During his college career Lazard caught 241 passes, 3 STD's and 5 flu viruses.  He also got 572 facebook likes in his senior year.

If I had a cat I would name it after Allen Lazard - he's that good a QB.....sorry WR.

Much appreciated.  I like your assessment of Lazard.  but I could have sworn he had a lot more than 3 college std's......that guy got around!  with guys and gals, I've been told.  he's not picky.  I still think he would look great in the stripes next year.  big strong possession type receiver, ala Michael Floyd.