03-03-2018, 11:48 AM
C'mon .. Every Bengals fan ought to be buying Bengals lottery tickets because the odds of becoming an overnight gazillionaire are so good you just can't fail. The Bengals lottery is almost as good as the St Jude of Novena classified ads..
You know those ubiquitous ads..
"May the Sacred Heart of Jesus be Adored, Glorified, Loved and Preserved through-out the world now and forever. Sacred Heart of Jesus pray for us. Saint Jude, Worker of Miracles pray for us. Saint Jude helper of the Hopeless pray for us."
Say the prayer eight times a day for nine days. It has never been known to fail. Publication MUST be promised."
See? Bengals fans just don't pray hard enough to the patron saint of lost causes.. On the other hand perhaps that's Mikey's super secret winning strategy and he's the one actually placing those ads in lieu of all other football strategies . It has never been known to fail.. Right?
Maybe, just maybe Mike Brown is the real patron saint of lost causes. Mikey, helper of the hopeless hear our words..
You know those ubiquitous ads..
"May the Sacred Heart of Jesus be Adored, Glorified, Loved and Preserved through-out the world now and forever. Sacred Heart of Jesus pray for us. Saint Jude, Worker of Miracles pray for us. Saint Jude helper of the Hopeless pray for us."
Say the prayer eight times a day for nine days. It has never been known to fail. Publication MUST be promised."
See? Bengals fans just don't pray hard enough to the patron saint of lost causes.. On the other hand perhaps that's Mikey's super secret winning strategy and he's the one actually placing those ads in lieu of all other football strategies . It has never been known to fail.. Right?
Maybe, just maybe Mike Brown is the real patron saint of lost causes. Mikey, helper of the hopeless hear our words..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.