Ever Had A Friend Overstay Their Welcome?

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(03-21-2018, 02:10 PM)Beaker Wrote: I figured out walking a dog makes you a chick magnet. I can't imagine how much strange I could pull bringing a guy in a wheelchair to a bar.

Trust me, I've had many friends milk it to no end.....  and I'm the perfect crippled wingman!

One time, we were out at a bar with music playing and there was this hot girl standing nearby in a skirt, and my friend (who happened to be in the military at the time, and you know what kind of game they have) just said "if you're going to put it in his face, you might as well give him a show and shake it!"  She puts her hands on her knees and just starts bouncing her booty in my face!  Then she starts talking to me and asking how I am and I play it perfect like I'm a helpless cripple and my friend's a saint for bringing me out!

I closed the deal for him before he even had to say anything else!

(03-21-2018, 03:33 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Slap an "emotional support cripple" vest on his back and you're a shoe in to get the ladies!

We've been milking it