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(04-03-2018, 09:30 AM)Yojimbo Wrote: That exactly why I’m not married. I can have as many “side” chicks as I want

Me too if I could actually attract them to my 58 year old not so rich self.. 

Hint to young men . Get it while you can because nothing beats getting old, fat, wrinkled and poor for attracting the hot babes.. 
You always see those playboy bunny bios that have :
Turn ons: Old, fat, wrinkled old poor dudes..
Turn offs: Young studly dudes with lots of money..

Now you know why I opted for getting old, fat and wrinkled and poor..   lol

My old woman tells me that she's in favor of me finding some hot young woman, but I'm on to the trick.  She knows it's never gonna happen and even if it did I'd probably die from a heart attack on day one ..