Ever Had A Friend Overstay Their Welcome?

[BFritz21]

(03-27-2018, 08:17 AM)BengalsRocker Wrote: You sure he's not just banging your fridge?

Appliances might be his fetish.

Make sure you check your toaster for pubes before you heat up your pop tarts fella.

We're going to try and get it fixed but might just get it replaced because it's ****** and won't stay at the set temperature.

He has been out-of-town on business for a few days and gets back tomorrow, and he texts me stupid shit like "I miss you," but I just haven't been responding.  

Hopefully, he's starting to get the hint that his mere existence is pissing me off so much that I want to smother him with a pillow in his sleep.