04-07-2018, 08:03 AM
They're gonna win the Mega Super Duper Bowl this year. They'll be sooooo great that the league will have no other choice than to expand the Super Bowl to the Mega Super Duper Bowl so the Bengals can play against (and beat) the best of every probowl team ever! Cincinnati will become the new capital of the new Mega Super Duper NFL with Mike Brown named the commissioner of MSDNFL..
Heck, I'm probably understating how wonderful it's gonna be. It's gonna be so great that even us modest fans here on this board will be offered million dollar contracts to be fans of MEGA SUPER DUPER BOWL BENGALS! And the very word DUPER will finally have a definition in every dictionary..
Meanwhile the Reds will win the world series and they'll be in the new Mega Super Duper Major Leagues..
Well, I might be going just a tad overboard here.. Did I mention the billions of fans around the world who are all going to pack up and move to Cincinnati?
Heck, I'm probably understating how wonderful it's gonna be. It's gonna be so great that even us modest fans here on this board will be offered million dollar contracts to be fans of MEGA SUPER DUPER BOWL BENGALS! And the very word DUPER will finally have a definition in every dictionary..
Meanwhile the Reds will win the world series and they'll be in the new Mega Super Duper Major Leagues..
Well, I might be going just a tad overboard here.. Did I mention the billions of fans around the world who are all going to pack up and move to Cincinnati?
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.