Dalton retires to become a Monk POLL 2. Who would you have be the long term QB ?

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(04-21-2018, 05:34 PM)Awful Llama Wrote: Monk conjugal visits, maybe?   Can't get too kinky though because you can't say the safety word if you've taken a vow of silence.

So, this guy becomes a monk and takes a vow of silence. Once a year, he's allowed to say 2 words. 
After his first year, he goes to the head monk and says, "Bed hard." 
After another year, he goes to the head monk and says, "Food bad." 
After another year, he goes to the head monk and says, "I quit."
To which the head monk replies, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."