Stupid Things Marvin Says Thread

[Gamma Ray Tan]

(04-29-2018, 02:10 AM)TheLeonardLeap Wrote: Not sure how this hasn't long since been a thing. I'll start us off...


Marvin on why they only added 1 OL worth a damn in the draft:

Marvin Lewis: You can't "fix" an offensive line in one offseason. At some point, it falls on the guys already here. #Bengals

— Joe Danneman (@FOX19Joe) April 28, 2018

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Of course, Marvin on halftime adjustments needs to go in the Marv HoF:

http://www.bengals.com/news/article-1/Lewis-convenes-another-season/4878c63d-aac0-498f-a935-295aa5907659

The Vikings had no problem fixing their line in one offseason.

Principal: Mr. Lewis, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Marvin: Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine, but thanks.