05-02-2018, 12:10 PM
I lieu of actually winning anything more than a few games a year perhaps the Bengals should just create and star in their own fictional league where they always win every championship game. It's not as if there isn't already plenty of people and fans who think the league is already fictional at its roots and the league already rewrites story lines to entertain the masses.
Just think of the names of players we could invent and we could have our own play by play announcer, Biff Barf pickin them up and barfing them right back at you..
Quarterback Studly Doright... Running back Tony Touchdown and WR Dan Dropable..
Ok, it MIGHT not go over the way I'm envisioning..
Just think of the names of players we could invent and we could have our own play by play announcer, Biff Barf pickin them up and barfing them right back at you..
Quarterback Studly Doright... Running back Tony Touchdown and WR Dan Dropable..
Ok, it MIGHT not go over the way I'm envisioning..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
