Over/Under Humor

[leonardfan40]

(05-02-2018, 10:50 AM)depthchart Wrote: Only possible if they find a way to keep his head alive in a jar of fluid like on the cartoon Futurama. 

The Bengals national reputation by many seems to be dismissive about their chances to win with jokes sometimes coming at the Bengals expense.

I do think, however, that the roster has had enough improvements on offense and defense for this Bengal team to make some noise, surprise people and improve their reputation. 

Then be taken more seriously.

The additions of Glenn, Price and Jessie Bates III stand out to me with additional benefits likely coming from Hubbard, Malik Jefferson & hopefully some of the other draft choices as they develop. A healthy Tyler Eifert and John Ross would help also. New coaches with different & possibly better styles/schemes could have this team flying under the radar and then surprising people. If Pollack can kick start Joe Mixon into becoming a centerpiece star with better, more aggressive line play, this team could become potent.

A much improved under the radar dark horse with potential is how I see this team right now.

Mike Brown is too cheap to pony up for the jar needed to keep Marv’s head alive. Besides how could Marvin clap after every bad play if he’s just a head? Nah, Mike will just tie a couple strings to his hands and so he can make Marv clap and nobody will know the difference. Plus that way Mike won’t have to pay Marvin a salary... the more I think about it, Marv may want to watch his back around Mike...