09-03-2015, 02:11 PM
First time offender goes before the Judge on a charge of petty theft. Judge says, "Conduct detrimental to society. Two years in prison". That Judge's name...Roger Goodell.
This story is a work of fiction.
Mostly.
This story is a work of fiction.
Mostly.
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"The measure of a man's intelligence can be seen in the length of his argument."
