Does anyone wipe down?

[BengalsRocker]

(05-01-2018, 10:22 AM)PhilHos Wrote: I have found that anyone that's a "folder" is just a hoity-toity British snob. When you wipe your mouth do you do it by only dabbing the sides, too? I'm a blue-collar wadder adn proud of it. This is America, God damn it! Take your folded toilet paper back to that island cesspool you call a country with the other Brits whose mouths are as shitty as their bumholes. 

Well you cretins can stick to your 2-ply or *gasp* 1-ply.  The upright non-knuckledragging members of society will fold our doilies and pat clean our orifices in a civilized manner. Now go fetch me some clean linen you rube!!