05-14-2018, 01:54 PM
(05-14-2018, 01:35 PM)Benton Wrote: I think to celebrate, we should all go to our nearest respective WalMart, buy the cheapest yellow towel you can find (cause you know that's those fans do), and then clean your shoes with it in honor of TheBengalsBoard.com.
:andy:
Wait, you're suggesting we soil our shoes with yellow towels when toilet paper is much easier to replace? I will concede that toilet paper flushes easier than towels and I'm not quite ready to soil my dark soil with yellow towels either . How about cleaning up dog poop with them ?
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.