06-22-2018, 06:08 PM
I am going to be cremated. Trying to decide what I want done with my ashes.
I am thinking maybe stuffed in a dildo and mailed to Scarlett Johansson. There is a nice set called the "21 Gram Memory Box. (21 grams is supposed to be the weight of the human soul.) The carved wood box opens using a gold-plated brass key that can be worn as a necklace. It incorporates an amplifier for playing music (our song) from an iPhone that slots into the base. It also contains a scent diffuser (my favorite after shave) and a small gold-plated urn that holds up to 21 grams of ashes inside a blown-glass dildo.
So what would you guys have done with your ashes?
I am thinking maybe stuffed in a dildo and mailed to Scarlett Johansson. There is a nice set called the "21 Gram Memory Box. (21 grams is supposed to be the weight of the human soul.) The carved wood box opens using a gold-plated brass key that can be worn as a necklace. It incorporates an amplifier for playing music (our song) from an iPhone that slots into the base. It also contains a scent diffuser (my favorite after shave) and a small gold-plated urn that holds up to 21 grams of ashes inside a blown-glass dildo.
So what would you guys have done with your ashes?
