What to do with your ashes?

[HarleyDog]

If my ashes were to be put in an ashtray, in a bar, that would be fitting. Too much smokin and drinking probably got me thereto begin with. Although, I hope my wife puts them on a mantle and comes home everyday and says Hi Mike. Hope you kept the house clean while you were taking the day off?

Only wish 10yrs later I could say something back and scare the holy bejesus out of her.