What to do with your ashes?

[HarleyDog]

(06-22-2018, 06:08 PM)fredtoast Wrote: I am going to be cremated.  Trying to decide what I want done with my ashes.

I am thinking maybe stuffed in a dildo and mailed to Scarlett Johansson.  There is a nice set called the "21 Gram Memory Box.  (21 grams is supposed to be the weight of the human soul.)  The carved wood box opens using a gold-plated brass key that can be worn as a necklace.  It incorporates an amplifier for playing music (our song) from an iPhone that slots into the base. It also contains a scent diffuser (my favorite after shave) and a small gold-plated urn that holds up to 21 grams of ashes inside a blown-glass dildo.

So what would you guys have done with your ashes?

I'm pretty sure she's been screwed over by an attorney before. Hell, who hasn't? I would plan on a different dead guy ash fantasy. Let me think what might be appropriate?


Anyone have any ideas?