What to do with your ashes?

[Tiger Teeth]

(06-23-2018, 03:42 PM)HarleyDog Wrote: Here's my take on the matter. Kinda sucks to be honest. I know I joked earlier, but, even though I'm dead, I really fear being discarded as I never lived? I've done a lot of good AND a lot of bad. But I did leave a footprint of progress. It's disappointing sometimes thinking (And I tend to overthink a lot of things) about being forgotten. But hell, I'm never going to not be forgotten. My great grandkids wont GAF about me or what I did. Unless I did something that gave them praise for being related, I'm a goner?

Shit, reading this? I think I'm afraid to die? 

In the back of my mind, I always wanted to be something great to remember. I wanted like my wife to bury me in a glass coffee table or something and hopefully strip naked and sit on my face. But in reality, she will probably remarry, and I will end up with balls pressed against the glass.

Shit, why wouldn't I be afraid to die? That's bad shit right there! 

You're not going anywhere for a while.  You're to ornery to die anytime soon.