What to do with your ashes?

[grampahol]

I don't really care if they send me off to the Oscar Meyer factory or as it were the Soylent Green factory,  but my preference is to be booted overboard ship out in the North Atlantic somewhere. Something about getting buried at sea just appeals to me much more than being burned then run through a grinder and put in a fuxing box forever to collect dust.  Being a Navy veteran burial at sea is free other than the cost of transporting my remains..
Another thing I don't like about cremation is you'll be forever referred to as cremains which sounds earily like a type of breakfast cereal .  Try a delicious bowl of cremains for breakfast .  Yummy..

Come to think about it unless hospitals start getting better looking nurses I'm not going to bother getting sick much less dying.. The only reason I've ever bothered getting sick is for the nurses,  but lately they haven't been much to look at so I'll just stay healthy forever .