07-17-2018, 12:01 PM
I can't tell you how many times I've been reading the turn on's section of Playboy centerfold models to learn the number one turn on of those lovely young ladies is old dudes who power wash driveways..
For you youngsters out there still trying to figure out how to get laid keep driveway power washing in mind. Then the next time someone says you couldn't get laid in a brothel with a thousand dollar bill taped to your pecker you can use the ever popular comeback of, "Oh yeah? I power wash driveways!" to leave em completely speechless..
For you youngsters out there still trying to figure out how to get laid keep driveway power washing in mind. Then the next time someone says you couldn't get laid in a brothel with a thousand dollar bill taped to your pecker you can use the ever popular comeback of, "Oh yeah? I power wash driveways!" to leave em completely speechless..
In the immortal words of my old man, "Wait'll you get to be my age!"
Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
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Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse, but the one comfort we have is Cincinnati sounds worse. ~Oliver Wendal Holmes Sr.
