09-13-2015, 02:04 PM
Here is my best guess at random stats....
On Offense
- Hill goes for 130 and a TD. 1 long run of 58 yards.
- Gio catches 5 balls for 72 yards.
- AJ Green does an end around reverse on a running play to make a first down.
- Eifert scores a TD. Has 88 yards receiving.
- Burkhead goes for 40 yards receiving.
- AJ is kept UNDER 100 yards receiving.
- Marvin Jones scores a TD on a play OVER 30 yards. And catches the most balls by anyone NOT named Eifert.
- AD has 2 INTs. 1 will clearly be his fault. 1 will be a pick 6.
- AJ McCarron throws 1 TD.
On Defense
- The Dline runs riot on D. Car. 5 sacks on the day and 11 QB hits/pressures.
- Dre K gets a pick and defends a total of 3 balls.
- Iloka gets 1 personal foul penalty.
- AJ Hawk causes or recovers a fumble.
- PJ Dawson leads the team in tackles.
- Leon Hall gives us $10,000,000 reasons why he should have been cut.
Special Teams
- Nugent misses a FG from inside the 30.
- Pacman returns a punt over 25 yards.
- Tate gets injured on a return.
Random Stat Prediction
- Andy's monster dong gives 1 "rousing" pregame speech, captured by the NFL Films crew. Thus proving Brad to be correct as it has gone on to inspire the team to a victor
- Brad immediately creates 3 different threads on the board to shove it in Fred's face (pun intended), only to get trolled and ultimately banned for his ensuing Rumpelstiltskin like fit of rage.
On Offense
- Hill goes for 130 and a TD. 1 long run of 58 yards.
- Gio catches 5 balls for 72 yards.
- AJ Green does an end around reverse on a running play to make a first down.
- Eifert scores a TD. Has 88 yards receiving.
- Burkhead goes for 40 yards receiving.
- AJ is kept UNDER 100 yards receiving.
- Marvin Jones scores a TD on a play OVER 30 yards. And catches the most balls by anyone NOT named Eifert.
- AD has 2 INTs. 1 will clearly be his fault. 1 will be a pick 6.
- AJ McCarron throws 1 TD.
On Defense
- The Dline runs riot on D. Car. 5 sacks on the day and 11 QB hits/pressures.
- Dre K gets a pick and defends a total of 3 balls.
- Iloka gets 1 personal foul penalty.
- AJ Hawk causes or recovers a fumble.
- PJ Dawson leads the team in tackles.
- Leon Hall gives us $10,000,000 reasons why he should have been cut.
Special Teams
- Nugent misses a FG from inside the 30.
- Pacman returns a punt over 25 yards.
- Tate gets injured on a return.
Random Stat Prediction
- Andy's monster dong gives 1 "rousing" pregame speech, captured by the NFL Films crew. Thus proving Brad to be correct as it has gone on to inspire the team to a victor
- Brad immediately creates 3 different threads on the board to shove it in Fred's face (pun intended), only to get trolled and ultimately banned for his ensuing Rumpelstiltskin like fit of rage.
